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The Dick Suckers Review

Reviewed: 2008-08-14
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Our Rating: 80/100

Quality of Content: 21/25

Purchase Value: 16/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 7/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 7/10

Navigation: 2/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: no

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For TheDickSuckers

User Rating: 57/100 - based on 84 votes.

Price & Payment Options

Join by online check or credit card via CCBill/Epoch for $29.95 for 30 days recurring, $59.95 for 90 days recurring or $99.95 for 180 days non-recurring.

Tour Promises promises teens, MILFs, sluts, DVD-quality movies, weekly episodes and thousands of pictures.

My Opinion About TheDickSuckers

Amateurs desperate for cash appear to flock to The Dick Suckers and those about to get blown aren't particularly picky about what sort of chick does the sucking. In fact, on the tour they explain that they don't care, as long as the sluts get them off and since these sluts happen to be good with their mouths, it seems that any dick they come across ends up busting a nut.

TheDickSuckers members' area could use some design and navigational improvements. Currently, you'll need to browse nearly two dozen pages just to take a look at all the content. This is the only way that you'll be able to find content, by the way. If you scroll to the bottom of the members' page, you'll find that you get access to two bonus sites, ManoJob and ChelciFox. Otherwise, there are 126 exclusive blowjob films, each with a set of around 150 pictures and many that come with a behind-the-scenes video.

One of the first things that jumps out at me is the money shot video. There are full-length and clip downloads, but the site also provides you with a money shot download. It's not something typically offered by many sites, so those of you who love seeing chicks take a mouth or faceful of sperm will particularly love that these one-minute clips. The films are only available in Windows Media, but there’re medium and 150kbps 640x480 high-quality versions. The quality is much better than I was originally anticipating and the cumshots are tightly framed, sharp images of sperm drenching each cute face. The models are very cute, by the way. All the newer babes appear to be amateur and I'd say that the majority of chicks on the site are between 18 and 25 at the most. There are a few Asian and ebony cock guzzlers, but I didn't happen upon any old MILFs. This is not to say that there aren't mature women here, it's just that I didn't watch all of the movies.

Chicks appear to introduce themselves. Some are complete sluts, some are a bit more demure, but no matter their personalities, only one thing matters and that's their cock sucking skills. These chicks love cock! Some of them even play with their pussies as they're giving head, which is even more exciting than just seeing them suck dick. At least one babe ends up blowing sperm bubbles after her mouth has been filled with spunk and a few of these hos do double time blowjobs by sucking two dicks and getting splattered with two jizz loads. There are many POV blowjobs and for the most part these 12-minute movies stay focussed on fellatio, but there are also a few greedy hos who want more than their mouths full and these chicks spread their pussies for some hardcore action.

There are screencaps and 1500x1000 digital photo sets for each film. The photos are slightly amateur, but evenly lit and they show the chicks in fully clothed and full-body poses, as well as in nude poses, close-up in cock sucking and with open mouths awaiting the reward for all their hard work. It'd be great to download a complete set, but there aren't any .zip files so you'll need to save photos one at a time.

Final Verdict

Despite a mediocre design and the need for more search features, The Dick Suckers hits the right spot for blowjob junkies. Many of the chicks could be pros if you consider how they Hoover back and deepthroat dick, but they're all amateur and much better looking than the site tour might lead you to believe. There's plenty of content to ensure that you don't stop cumming for a while.

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2013-05-07Adult Reviews90
2007-10-07The Best Porn77

Average score on other review sites : 83/100

User Comments

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